First of all, CHUMPORN. Makes me giggle too, but we have to get over this!!!
Thailand is FULL of PORN. Apparently, it's a popular girl's name. There was Tanyaporn Guest House, Pornpiss, Pornthip, and when you seek relief from seeing all that porn, you can get something at the:
But going back to us, and our suffering in the hands of the Thai transport system: