Thursday, November 3, 2011

Khajuraho

We were out the door at 6:30 am and on the train platform before 7. Manoj drove like a madman, and reminded me a lot of Henri in Paris, except instead of cars, Manoj dodged cattle AND cars at high speed.

A crowd had formed around us.

The battle for seats inside the train was a tough one. As soon as the train stopped, I was engulfed by colorful flying silk as the women elbowed and fought to get inside the train. These women are strong! Henri found a place for us to sit while the others had to wait a little for the other passengers to leave. It was really packed, and there were still some men holding on for dear life outside the train.


The train floor after the peanut ladies

We are staying at a guest house that has a nice garden and a super clean marble bathroom with a TV (yay!), so we slept really well after the train ordeal.

Next day, we visited the Western Group of Temples. It was very nice and actually surprising. We thought there would be very little Kama Sutra postures but there is actually a lot, and very well preserved!

Smiling for the picture, Indian style. Indians always smile that way for pics!

Je touche le sein de la dame.... oh la la !

Marj fait semblant de ne pas regarder, c'est trop cochon!
And now, for your viewing pleasure, ladies and gents, please tell the kids to leave the room, as we present : "The Erotic Sculptures" Enjoy!!!!


The famous 69 ou le fameux 69, hum... nice smells!

Je te prend par ici et tu me prends par là (i take you from here and you take me from there)

Take that! Prends çà! Galit-galit muna!

Et hop, un cheval, quand on a que çà sous la main, et ben on fait avec! And hop, a horse, when  there's nothing else around, you will do with it!

The big picture or the Orgy

A japanese man doing sounds like "ahhhhhh!! " and "ohhhhhhh" while seeing the scenes!



Find this one (trouves celle-là). Allez, un peu d'aide, dans le coin...a little help.. in the corner.


Men's favorite, dibah?




Women's favorite, n'es-ce pas (dibah) ?

Ou lala... çà se complique..! Oulala, it gets harder...!

Don't let the soap fall down my friend! Ne laisses pas tomber la savonnette mon ami!



Alors, çà j'aimerais bien qu'on m'explique! For this one, i would  like an explanation!




Oulala!! A natural statue...!

Les rois de l'équilibre en action- The kings of balance in action!



Why do it only with one partner when you can share?



We told you...! There is a lot!!!! On vous a dit....! Il y en a beaucoup!!!!

The pressure point, supposed to give a maximum sensation to the woman

Bollywood style

A l'intérieur d'un temple, en pleine concentration.


Posture de yoga, à la Beyoncé! 

The woman and the tiger...! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!



Un singe passe par là sur un temple en rénovation...oh, le coquin!

Aie! What's going on? she starts loving boobs now! (ok, i admit, it was my idea)


La pose officielle pour les enfants et les grands parents - The official posture, for the kids and the grand parents.

Encore une petite... An other little one...

Like everybody (men of course), i touched it! Oulala!




C'était chaud chaud les marrons chaud! N'es-ce pas? J'espère que cela donnera quelques idées à certains et de l'espoir aux autres. De mon côté, sincèrement, je ne m'attendais pas à autant de statues, autant de postures et d'aussi beau temples! On est donc ravis!


Pour info, nous quittons Khajurho ce soir pour Varanasi (ex Bénares), cela fait 28 jours que nous sommes en Inde et nous sommes déjà légèrement en retard sur le programme, il y a tant à voir ici! Côté budget, nous avons respecté au centime prés mes prévisions, soit 10€ par personne et par jour, soit 600€ dépensés en 1 mois! Et oui, c'est possible! Tout est possible en Inde!

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